December 2011
102 posts
It's already 2012 here in the Philippines! :">
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Me: Do you want any help, Mom? Mom: No thanks, sweetie. 5 minutes later… Mom: HONEST TO GOD, IT’S LIKE NONE OF YOU CARE AROUND HERE. IF I LEFT YOU FOR A WEEK, I’D COME BACK, AND YOU’D PROBABLY BE DEAD BECAUSE YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO DO ANYTHING FOR YOURSELVES. HONESTLY, I DO SO MUCH, AND I’M NOT EVEN VALUED. DO YOU EVEN CARE? NO, YOU DON’T.
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lolsofunny:
As I see me:
As my friends see me
As my mother sees me:
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theannoyingskwid:
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Happiness.
-jaybee:
Don’t waste your time worrying about the negative side of life, you could be using that time to be doing something more productive, rather than moping around. Leave all that negativity you have, because in the end, at the moment of your death, the only thing that matters is your happiness.
My Favourite Types of Hugs:
Tight hugs: The ones where they just hug you super tight for a long time with no words.
Unexpected hugs: The ones where you’re just doing your own thing and they come from behind and hug you unexpectedly.
Lift up hugs: The ones where you run up to them, and they have their arms all wide, and you just run up and you lift up your legs and they carry you.
Spinning hugs: The ones where they hug...
That moment when you're telling your friends a...
epic-humor:
You’re like: “I was like SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH!” they’re like: “OMG YOU SAID THATT!!!!??” You’re like: ” no..but i was thinking it!”
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Why can't rappers rap about nice things?
”YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND.. put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite.”
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It wasn’t always like this. There was a time when I imagined my life could...
– Nicole Krauss (Great House)
I don’t care what you think about me. I don’t think about you at all.
– Coco Chanel (via springlamb)
I believed you then.
noeeeee:
You know why? Before, I didn’t know you were capable of lying to me, or hurting me. I thought you’d always take my feelings into consideration before you do something. But I was wrong. And now, even if you’re telling the truth, I can no longer give you my full trust.
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noeeeee:
I want you to be there for me. When I’m happy, but most importantly when I’m not. When I want to share a story, and when I don’t feel like doing anything at tall. When I want to rant, and when I want to just annoy someone. When a need a hug, or I when I need someone I could hug. When I need a…